During work at my new job, I make that Ryan face about 50% of the time.
Then, I switch to Colin face the rest of the time while the phone is muted. And all is well.

Tha’s pretty good, yeah. 

That’s really all I have to say. I am glad June is here. I’m going to enjoy her like a fine, sweet lambrusco. Straight down the gullet. Ew, that sounds awkward.
Shutup, Tammy. 

My very first baseball game. Woohoo, Greenville Drive! (Taken with Instagram at Fluor Field)

Yesterday that handsome fella turned 39.
I think for him it should be thirty-fine.

(I’ve been dying to say that since I remembered.)

So, for Mother’s Day we did these little teacup windowsill gardens for Chris’s mom and grandma. Some WalMart oregano plants, some dollar store cups, and little flags I made from paper and cut off pencils - et voila! Cute, and they liked them. =]

Also, while I was cooking burgers, he suggested we watch Bob’s Burgers and name ours. The finale was a B.O.B., aka Barbecued Onion Burger. I think Bob would be proud.

I’m getting my first tattoo this summer, which will be a variation of these leaves.
SUPER EXCITED. 

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
3. Follow the three Rs:
       Respect for self
       Respect for others
       Responsibility for all your actions.
4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
8. Spend some time alone every day.
9. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.
10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time.
12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.
14. Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality.
15. Be gentle with the earth.
16. Once a year, go some place you’ve never been before.
17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

If I were Porky (and I am, in all the right ways), my Buckwheat would be leaving today.
I’ll miss the heck out of my Buckwheat, but I do hope that she enjoys all the time she has with her boyfriend.

I mean, all the time he has at his new he-man woman haterz club. Hehe.

This week has sucked. Let’s move on from it, please…
Time to shake it off and keep on keepin’ on. 

Jesse: I actually heard a friend of mine, an old 50s-era songwriter, say that having sex with his wife at his age was like pushing a wet rope into a black hole.

Josh: That’s why I quit rodeo.

Friday was such a good evening. (Taken with Instagram at chesnee, sc)

Alright. Done.

We’s in loves (Taken with instagram)

Sooooo in lesbians with Joan.

1. I love Jerry. Mitchell Davis is still funny sometimes. Who knew..

2. Suicide Girls is just the Hot Topic of porn. Hot pink hair and a tat of Bella Vita or whatever above your hoo-ha doesn’t constitute pretty and unique to me. Geez, they have tattoos of pin-up girls ON THEIR BODIES, and they suck that tummy in till it’s coming out the other side..